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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:42

Still no good
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which country of the world has the largest business network?