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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

What do all Indian parents have in common?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Judge tells Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to work out dispute over dismissal of emotional distress claims - NBC News

Then came..

share office space ...

No, not a chance

UK has fingers in its ears over Trump’s defense threat - politico.eu

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com

So they tried

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Science news this week: Overdue earthquakes and star-shaped brain cells - Live Science

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The 'Japanese Walking' Fitness Trend Has Science-Backed Benefits - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

First-round pairings for NASCAR Cup In-Season Challenge are set - NBC Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Which country of the world has the largest business network?